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"DORIS & DAVE" - MADEST COWS IN TOWN - New addition to the MINI Team @ Sytner Leicester - Follow their adventures, the things they get up to don't bear thinking about!!!!
Sytner MINI Leicesters answer to "Alan Sugar" - AKA "MOFO" Not alot to say about this dude, always loosing his phone as you can see, already lost his hair, slightly overweight, appalling dress sense, married with three beautiful children (paternity result pending) and a keen sampler of the grape!! Loves the product and the ethos behind "WHAT MAKES MINI TICK". If it's fun your after when buying your MINI come and see MOFO and his Team, believe us when we say, it will be an experience to match no other !!!
Sam Goodman AKA - "BABY "BUSINESS MANAGER" GINGER SPICE" THINKS SHE'S BLONDE - ENOUGH SAID. CLEARLY A GINGE !!!
Joanne Eckersley AKA "GOAT" (don't ask) All we seem to here from our customer's is that she's A LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY GIRL !!!! Why not check it out for yourself !!!!!
Claire Hayes AKA "FOGHORN" - Now this young lady will talk at 100 mph and 100 decibels, but hey, there is nothing she doesn't know about MINI'S - Come down and test this out, believe me you'll be amazed and mabe DEAFENED !!!!
Fiona Capleton AKA "PINOT" - When TESCO's run out of "Pinot Grigio" there's only one person they call.
Garry Parkes - AKA " GAAAAAAAARY" - BIG MAN - MINI CAR !!! The Rain Man of the MINI Network - If it's expert advice you need when buying your new MINI or the square root of 5,675,786 GAAAAAARY's your man - Just don't try and book an appointment after 6.00pm, he has to be home for his tea by 6.30pm sharp or he's grounded.
Simon Marshall AKA "SWAMPY" - Always carries plenty of folding, takes a call day or night, will travel for the right car at the right price. GSOH aswell !!!
Cerys Watts - AKA "PARIS" - It's taken a fortune to get this chicken to join the TEAM but we are proud to announce that she's ARRIVED !!! THE ROOFS ON FIRE !!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP !!!"
